Monday, December 20, 2010
Playing Guitar Can Give You Superpowers
It's true. This is more true for men. Rockstars can influence a crowd of tens of thousands with their guitar. Douche-bags in college can steal the sexy women from the jocks and intellectuals, all with a few chords that even a dog could learn if it had the metacarpals...and opposing thumbs. Those who want to learn to play the guitar should be aware of something, however. With this power comes
responsibility awesomeness. You can draw in (usually) smokin' hot women, but remember that not all of them are single, and jocks have mean right hooks...Oh, and not all of them are clean either. Especially the groupies and college coeds. Filthy whores.