Domino! No no, Meatzopolis! Wait, that's Greek. I've got it! Extra-Large Cheesus! All hail Extra-Large Cheesus! The god of 16" round deliciousness! (That's the average size of an extra-large pizza if you weren't aware). Imagine the body of Buddha with the beard of Jesus (your Jesus may not have had a beard, but mine did; he was Jewish! Remember, Ricky Bobby's Jesus was still 8lbs, 3oz, so replace the head with whichever version you like best). Still with me, or have I lost you like airline luggage? If he were a superhero, he's have a belt of pre-cut toppings like pepperoni, sausage, olives, onions and all sorts of additional awesomeness! Think Batman's belt but in green, white and red.
Mmmm. Pizza time.