A cousin of the wolverine, the honey badger earns its name from it's insatiable hunger for sweet sweet honey. It will delve into a beehive in search of its sugar fix, only to be stung by the hive's residents in an orgy of pain, stickiness and deliciousness...AND it survives to snack again.
My favorite description of the honey badger comes from Jeremy Clarkson of BBC's Top Gear:
"The honey badger does not kill you to eat you; it tears off...your testicles."
The Black Mamba-
First of all, it's not even black. That aside, it sounds like a really fun dance, not the fastest venomous snake in the world (10–12 mph) that can kill a human in twenty agonizing minutes from a single bite.
Everyone loves the hippos. They're practically a Disney animal movie staple. FACT: