Friday, October 12, 2012

Book Titles

I've been playing with the idea of writing a book for a while now.  It would probably take me years, what with my job, school, ADHD and alcoholism, but I think that it could be a good learning experience, and maybe even help some people.

NOTE: Only about 96.5% of what I just wrote was true.

Here are some titles I've been throwing around a Motel 6:

The Backpocket Handbook of Smartass Remarks and Comebacks

How NOT to Pick Up Chicks
(To Start, They're Called "Women")

"Welcome to Work. You're Fired©"
(Why Your Boss Hates You)

What Happens in Vegas...Can Be Submitted in a Court of Law

How to Get Ahead in Life Without Scraping Your Knees

Why I'm Better Than You
(And Other Reasons to Buy This Book)

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