As an occasional fan of pop culture, I felt it was my duty to shed some light on a recent development in the world of entertainment. I'm sure by now you've heard of this "Bieber" character, but you may still be in the dark as to its true identity or even if it's a force for good or evil. And while I don't have all the answers, I do have Google©. To help keep you "in the know", I've compiled a list of possible explanations for the question on everyone's minds these days: "What is a Bieber?" I've even taken the liberty of ranking them according to probability of truth.
1. A 51-Year Old Pedophile Disguising Himself as a 16-Year Old Pop Singer
2. A Travel Agency Based in Kutztown, PA
http://www.biebertourways.com/Home.aspx
3. A Man Named "David" Who Was Born in 1966 and is a Convicted Killer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bieber
4. A Town in California With a Population of 579.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bieber,_California
5. A 16-Year Old Pop Singer With No Eyes
While most people have told me that my least likely answer is actually the correct one, I refuse to believe that America would allow such an atrocity to continue for much longer than a week before putting a stop to it. Then again, it IS the country that produced the PT Cruiser...
1. A 51-Year Old Pedophile Disguising Himself as a 16-Year Old Pop Singer
2. A Travel Agency Based in Kutztown, PA
http://www.biebertourways.com/Home.aspx
3. A Man Named "David" Who Was Born in 1966 and is a Convicted Killer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bieber
4. A Town in California With a Population of 579.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bieber,_California
5. A 16-Year Old Pop Singer With No Eyes
While most people have told me that my least likely answer is actually the correct one, I refuse to believe that America would allow such an atrocity to continue for much longer than a week before putting a stop to it. Then again, it IS the country that produced the PT Cruiser...
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